I got the funniest call today. Considering it was Saturday afternoon and the number was blocked, my instinctive guess was it would be someone who had the time to look at Yad2 ran into my add, and called immediately not noticing the inappropriate timing.
I took the call and a weak voice said "Hey, my name is Dror.. I wanted to ask... *something not clear*... *something*... *something*... if you have a couple of minutes.." (it was pretty clear this wasn't any kind of review). I didn't quite get what he was saying (as you figured out from all the stars above) so I asked and got this in reply: "I wanna talk to you about personal things" (the words were actually "אני רוצה לדבר איתך על עניין אישי שלי...")
Yeah, so I was shocked/amused/whatever you can imagine, and calmly said "Oh, well, I don't deal with 'personal things'" (which went like this: "אני לא מתעסקת בעניינים אישיים"). So the guy said "Ok, thank you, goodbye" and that was it.