My mom carries all kinds of shit in her purse, as most women do... Yesterday when she had to go through some security check (we have that shit every few meters in this country) the guard grabbed an air-freshener out of her purse, held it up, stopped the line, and said out loud: "this is for self-defense!" My mom was like "what?? it's just an air-freshener, you can get it here at the mall *pointing* for 18 shekels!" The guard: "it's a weapon!"
Of course... all the arab women got in without any troubles and my mom is more suspicious somehow. The guard called some other guard to decide how they're gonna deal with her. The other guard: "are you out of your mind?! I have one in my room! it's just an air-freshener!" The first guard: "it's for self-defense!!!" -- He just couldn't admit he made a horribly ridiculous mistake, however they let my mom pass, and the line finally moved.

Later that day when my parents were ready to come back home they found their car totally trapped - a bunch of rude drivers had blocked the car from every possible direction. Somehow my parents managed to extricate the car with hardly any scratches, but when they got home and checked the damage, they noticed something weird in the wheel. It turned out to be a licence plate! At first they assumed it was ours, but our licence plates where both securely in their places. It belonged to someone else. I guess it somehow fell off of one of the cars that blocked them and had been run over by our car. They drove all the way back home like this -- this is the part that I just don't get. How can you drive with a fucking licence plate stuck in your wheel without noticing something is wrong?!?
I was unable to contain my laughter when they showed up with some random licence plate, and when they told me the story my uncontrollable laughter spiraled into outright hysterics.
I'm gonna keep it in my room as a decoration forever! and no one can stop me :)